Tips on the do's and don't of wearing Khaki this winter:
Jumper:Missguided, Skirt: Zara, Shoes:Asos
Do.
Step out of your house feeling like Kim Kardashian, imagining unseen paparazzi snapping pictures of you.
Do.
Tell everyone exactly how much you got the item for in the sales but just so happen to forget which brand the item is.
Do.
Buy the same style top in three different colours, Khaki, Camel and White of course. How else will you match your looks to your ever growing bodycon skirt collection.
NOTE TO SELF:
Don't tag your images on instagram with Kylie and Kendall Jenner as fabulous as you are this level of fabulous will never be you.
Don't.
Offer to help find an alternative Khaki look for a friend, no one needs to be helped to upstage you. You are Queen B.
Don't.
Remember you bought most of your items 2 sizes bigger just to try and return it the next day, it was on sale and it looked cute now live with your mistakes.
Thing I have learnt this winter: Camel, Khaki and taupe are my tones.
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